Sit. On. The. Seat.

The hole goes in the middle. Your THIGHS go on the seat.

STOP PISSING ON IT. #PeeToo

It’s making a quick wee for everyone else take 5 mins longer because we have to clean up for you and tiptoe about your disgusting boy-mess, ladies.

Selfish!

No one catches anything from a toilet seat unless you’re licking it.